WOW YES?????
venezuelan poodle moth
my heart hurts omg let me love you cute moth
Kinda scary tho.
OK. For reals. I think its decided, moths aren’t bugs. They are small adorable little fluffy animals. They just are.
10/10 good moth
this is quite obviously a needle-felted toy and not a real moth ya bunch of rubes!
I don’t understand how people keep falling for these???? first it was the baby alpaca, then the baby and mommy owl, and now this ??? They don’t ? even look real???????
Shaun Hastings is fucking 43, I can’t deal with this. I can’t ship a 25-year-old bartender with a man the age of my mother
Nnnnooo he’s not?? There’s no reference to his age or date of birth anywhere, and it’s assumed he and Rebecca met when they were both teens. (Apparently it’s from the german wiki but I don’t see a source for his or the other characters b-days??)
UBISOFT SEX TIP #7
when your partner says “i love you” for the first time, lean in close, look them in the eyes, stab them in the torso, and fall into a coma
my petpet turned into this picture of some random guy on my friends facebook and im just really confused
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
